I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
*wears all four hogwarts house uniforms*
I want to be brave, and selfless, and smart, and kind, and honest